The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up (So We Can Eliminate Him)
In a twist that fits the series' dark sense of humor perfectly, this contract frames the mission as a direct recruitment from Eminem. He wants his chaotic persona dead, and he’s hiring the best in the business to handle it. The mission becomes playable for free starting December 1, 2025.
Celebrity cameos aren't new to the franchise—veterans remember hunting Sean Bean's "The Undying" or Gary Busey—but targeting a specific persona of a celebrity adds a unique meta-layer to the sandbox. It implies a psychological warfare aspect that fits well within the Providence narrative of manipulation and control, even if this specific mission is likely non-canonical fun.
How will this mission change the gameplay loop?
While specific location details remain under wraps, these celebrity events usually remix existing maps with new patrol routes, distinct bodyguards, and unique dialogue. If Slim Shady follows the pattern of high-profile Elusive Targets, expect tighter security and erratic behavior. You likely won't get second chances; the tension of a "one shot, one kill" scenario is what makes these events the ultimate test of your map knowledge.
This content arrives free for all players, a smart move to pull lapsed agents back into the suit. You have until December 1 to prep your loadouts—fiber wire seems appropriate for a target known for vocal cords.