Project Über - Hardy, the second player class! - Project Uber

Once upon a time, there was a man who was so much of a fan of the super award-winning doom mod "zharkov goes to the store" that he went to training to practice ripping off his arms and regrowing them, and began constructing his own weaponry like an explosive barrel launching sawn-off shotgun and a scorching hot butter cannon. 232 years later, while traveling through space in his spaceship made of bullets, demons start attacking which causes his ship to crash land on earth, completely destroying...